Back Issues from 1998

The First of the Year! - January, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Random Thoughts
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The Geek's Dilemma
  • Fun & Games: The Final Decision
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: The Most Hated Man in America
  • The Professor: The Glory of the Superbowl
  • A New Year's Cliche: The SCROOMtimes Staff Makes a Resolution or Two...
  • Dave Lind: Resolutions of A Madman
  • Fiction: The Room
  • Humor: Jack Kevorkian Reviews Suicide Notes
  • Fiction: Was It Something I Said?

February, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Skippy Feels the Love
  • Fiona Jane: A Question Best Left Unasked
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The United States Government vs. Technology
  • Fun & Games: The Party's Over...
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: The End of An Era
  • The Professor: Instant Replay Rears its Ugly Head
  • Editorial: Repubs Attack!
  • Fiction: Topeka vs. Birmingham
  • Opinion: Just Kill Her Already
  • Letters!

March, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Critical Thinking
  • Fiona Jane: Fiona's Sex Change
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The Mother of All Mardi Gras
  • Fun & Games: Baseball Begins Again
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: Remembering Harry
  • The Professor: Slackers
  • Movie Review: Spiceworld
  • Humor: Oh Hell!
  • Commentary: Victim Chic
  • The Backpage: Winter Olympic Events We Would Like To See

April, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: What's Left?
  • Fiona Jane: Chasing Susan
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: This Looks Familiar
  • Fun & Games: Guide to the Well-Dressed Franchise
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: An Open Letter To Rev. Reggie White
  • The Professor: Letter From a Retired Professor
  • Movie Review: The Oscars that Should Have Been
  • Reportage: Sympathy for the Devil - Endgame
  • Humor: Titanic in 5 Minutes
  • Poetry from Liesbet Huron and Steve Ringle
  • The Backpage: The Worst Pickup Lines in History

May, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: The Comma Nazi's
  • Fiona Jane: Breakfast at.... 7-11?
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: Abilene
  • Fun & Games: Stop Me Before I Trade Again
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: The Greatest Fights of All Time
  • Movie Review: Mr. Nice Guy
  • Humor: Make Love to Your Television
  • Fiction: The Green Book - Chapter I
  • Poetry from Marie Kazalia
  • The Backpage: Masculinity Test

June, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: It's a Party and You are Invited
  • Fiona Jane: On the Subject of Alcohol
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The Truth is Overrated
  • Fun & Games: A Tale of Embarrassment, Humiliation and Defeat: SCROOMtimes Does the Bay to Breakers
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: A Man of Character
  • Movie Review: Wilde
  • Commentary: America the Restricted
  • Commentary: The National Asylum
  • Fiction: The Green Book - Chapter II
  • Poetry from Janet I. Buck
  • The Backpage: Different Orgasms

July, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: You Got Your MTV
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: Technophobes
  • Fun & Games: Random Sporting Though
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: Just quit, Michael!
  • Fiction: expired proposals
  • Humor: Fashion is Not a Victimless Crime
  • The Drunk Tank: Degenerate's Deelite
  • Movie Review: The X-Files
  • Comics: Hotendoty
  • The Backpage: The Five Stages of Drunkeness

August, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: How Can it be a Shower if We All Stay Dry?
  • Fiona Jane Speaks Out: One, Twice, Three Times a Liar
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The Top 10 Geeks
  • Movie Review: Hit the Deck! The Summer Crop of Actions Flicks is Here!
  • Fun & Games: My Uncle and Me
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: 23 Reasons...
  • Opinion: Molly's Soapbox
  • Commentary: Fifteen Minutes of Fame
  • Music: Stealth Punk - The Music of Bruce Springsteen
  • Poetry by mark p and Monique Nicole Fox
  • The Backpage: Words of Wisdom

September, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Hail to The Chief
  • Fiona Jane Speaks Out: Family Time!
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: Who is this Linux? (And how do we kill him?)
  • Fun & Games: All the Way With the Colts!
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: It's A Boy!
  • Humor: I Love Barney
  • Music?: Do The Pumpkin
  • Fiction: Want Ads
  • Commentary: Round Up The Usual Suspects
  • Poetry by S. Ringel
  • The Backpage: Bar Speak

October, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Ode to a Television Legend
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: The Power of a Name
  • Fun & Games: Ruminations on a Baseball Season Past
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: Just a Few Memos from the Desk of Yours Truly
  • Commentary: The Wise Men
  • Letters From a Retired Professor
  • Movie Review: Simon Birch
  • Humor: I Love Violence. (And if you don't, I'll beat the crap out of you.)
  • The Backpage: Results of a Relationship Study

November, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Regrets
  • Tales of the Geek Lord: All I Wanted
  • Fiona Jane Speaks Out: Fallen Angel...
  • Movie Review: Six-String Samurai
  • Fun & Games: For What are We Being Punished?
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: Officiating? What Officiating?
  • Commentary: One Man's Opinion - Dave Lind
  • A Very Special Skippy: 1st Annual Skippy Thanksgiving Column and Lovefest(tm)
  • Interview: The Creators of Six-String Samurai Speak!
  • The Backpage: The Mating Test

December, 1998

  • Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness: Gangster, We Hardly Knew Ye...
  • Fiona Jane Speaks Out: Sick, Sick, Sick...
  • Fun & Games: Survival in an Unfair Football World
  • A View from the Cheap Seats: The Randy Moss Lottery
  • Movie Review: Home Fries
  • Humor: Stan Lee, Savior of Youth
  • Fiction: 3's a Charm
  • The Backpage: 5 Things NOT to do when Dating a Stripper