

Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness
..........Skippy
Fiona Jane Speaks Out
..........Fiona Jane
Tales of the Geek Lord
..........Pelican Smith

Fun & Games
..........Dean Shutt
A View from the Cheap Seats
..........Dave Lind
The Professor
..........The Professor
The SPMBNC Page!
Movie Review: Spiceworld
..........Molly Degnan
Humor: Oh, Hell!
.......... Jonathan Lowe
Commentary: Victim Chic
..........David Mandell
The SCROOMtimes Mailbag
..........Letters Answered by Skippy
The BackPage
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Hey there, ho there! Welcome to the SCROOMtimes once again! March
has just started, and we here a SCROOMtimes headquarters are enjoying
a brief spurt of sunshine. It's actually been sunny for 3 whole days
here in Northern Ca! We're ecstatic. We chained Dean to a lawnmower,
so that the 2-foot high weeds could be cut down, and the rest of us
drank some beer and watched the show. What a day!
And what an issue! This month, Skippy takes on the sheep that he
knows the rest of us are. Fiona ponders more differences between
the sexes, and the Geek Lord takes a night off from geek-dom, and
discovers the wonders of partying hardy in Venice (I guess he's
trying to forget about the break-ins of the Pentagon computer
systems lately. Better hang onto that resume for a while, Pelican,
let this all blow over first...
Dave Lind bids Harry Caray a fond farewell in "The View From the
Cheap Seats", and Dean takes on the entity that is Major
League Baseball, and its fans.
In our features section, we have another movie review from our
fearless reviewer, Molly Degnan - she takes on Girl Power! Tell us
who you think won. Two new contributors make their appearance this
month. David Mandell has a little tongue-in-cheek commentary on
the legal system in ":Victim Chic"... and he should know
something about it, as he is a practising attorney (and we know
that practise makes perfect!). Jonathan Lowe has a strange little
piece about... well, you figure it out. Read "Oh Hell"
And that's about it for this issue, folks. Remember - be good,
remember to have a designated driver at all times, and buy a damned
t-shirt!
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