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Well, we here at the 'times are firm believers in the idea of getting back to normal. We are also for laughing in the face of death, whistling past the graveyard, and making light of serious subjects.

In honor of that, we give you bad jokes we think up. Or gather from our thousands of well-placed sources. Ok, ok, so we steal them whenever we can!

Why are radical terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's look at their lifestyle:

  1. No premarital sex.
  2. No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.
  3. No booze. None.
  4. No TV. No Cable.
  5. No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.
  6. No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?"
  7. No titty bars.
  8. No organized sports of any kind. That's right - no sports.
  9. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have to cover up everything!
  10. Very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels.
  11. Fucking sand everywhere!
  12. More sand. Ever fish at an oasis?
  13. Rags for clothes and hats.
  14. Meals are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
  15. You with your right hand only - because you wipe your ass with your left hand.
  16. Constant wailing from the asshole next door... no wait, is that music? Shit! I can't tell.
  17. Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better!