Volume 2, Number 8
August, 1997
Happy Birthday to Us!
Happy Damned Birthday, we're a Year old today!
Happy Birthday to Us!
That's right, friends, this is our one year anniversary. Pretty
incredible, ain't it? Well, that's because we're pretty incredible.
If you don't believe me, check this issue out:
Our flagship writer, Skippy, has a happy essay on sexual harassment.
Not that he's for it or anything... Check out
Skippy's Guide to Life and Eternal Happiness.
Skippy's female compatriot, Fiona has finally found a club she can call
her own - the Heartless Bitches Club. Want to hear all about it? Check
out Fiona Jane Speaks Out.
Pelican Smith, our own Geek Lord, discusses paranoia and the internet.
An excellent combination - lookies and (basically) free publishing!
We are beginning to wonder about the boy, though. See why in
Tales of the Geek Lord.
Tony Han, our movie-goer extraordinaire, pulled himself out of the
theatre long enough to tell us what he thought of the two hottest
action movies of the summer - Men in Black and
Face-Off. See what he thought in
You Gotta See This!.
Dean Shutt, Mr Fun and Games himself, takes a page from Skippy's book,
and has a little rant about a nationally known sporting goods store.
I guess we can write them off as an advertiser...
Fun & Games.
Dave is off on his honeymoon, the bastard, instead of writing his
column, like he's supposed to. Well, the best we could do for our
View from the Cheap Seats is a picture of Dave and his new bride
at their wedding. You can see that at A View
from the Cheap Seats.
The Professor is feeling the excitement - another football season is
starting. He has a few tips for those of you who want to start it
right. You MUST read The Professor.
Greg Tennant's serial fiction piece is back for it's third installment
of four. Check it out in Blood Poisoning - Part
III. In case you missed the earlier parts, here
they are:
Blood Poisoning - Part I
Blood Poisoning - Part II
And an old contributor has shown his face again! We welcome John Mertz
back, as he weighs in with another horror piece called
Hunting Season. Check it out!
signed,Your SCROOMers