|
One of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
is the word f*ck. Is it a magical word which, just by its sound, can describe
pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, f*ck falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive (Mary was
f*cked by John), and transitive (John f*cked Mary). It can be
an intransitive passive verb, (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), or
an adverb (Mary is a terrific f*ck), or an adjective (Mary is
f*cking beautiful).
|
|
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of f*ck.
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe
many varied situations:
|
|
| Greetings |
How the f*ck are you? |
| Fraud |
I got f*cked by the car dealer. |
| Dismay |
Oh, f*ck it. |
| Trouble |
Well, I guess I'm f*cked now. |
| Aggression |
F*ck you! |
| Disgust |
F*ck me! |
| Confusion |
What the f*ck?!?! |
| Difficulty |
I don't understand this f*cking job. |
| Despair |
F*cked again. |
| Displeasure |
What the f*ck is going on here? |
| Incompetence |
He f*cks up everything. |
| Lost |
Where the f*ck are we? |
| Disbelief |
Unf*ckingbelievable! |
| Retaliation |
Up your f*cking ass! |
|
|
It can be used in an anatomical description (He's a f*cking asshole),
to tell time (It's five f*cking thirty!), in business (How did
I wind up with this f*cking job), maternal (Mother f*cker!), and
political (F*ck Ron Reagan!).
|
|
Never forget General Custer's last words (Where did all them f*cking
indians come from?), the famous words of the Mayor of Hiroshima (
What the f*ck was that?), or the immortal words of the Captain of the
Titanic (Where is all this f*cking water coming from?).
|
|
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone
be offended when you say f*ck? Use it frequently in your daily speach. It will
add to your prestige.
|
|
Say it to someone you love, today!
|
