Volume 4, Number 2
February, 1999
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Male language
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by Your SCROOMers |
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- "Haven't I seen you before?"
- = "Nice ass."
- "I'm a Romantic."
- = "I'm poor."
- "I need you"
- = "My hand is tired."
- "I am different from all the other guys"
- = "I am not circumcised."
- "I want a commitment."
- = "I'm sick of masturbation."
- "You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
- = "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
- "I really want to get to know you better."
- = "So I can tell my friends about it."
- "It's just orange juice, try it."
- = "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
- "She's kinda cute."
- = "I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
- "I don't know if I like her"
- = "She won't sleep with me."
- "I miss you so much"
- = "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good."
- "Was it good for you?"
- = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
- "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
- = "Is my penis really that small?"
- "I had a wonderful time last night."
- = "Who the hell are you?"
- "Do you love me?"
- = "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
- "Do you 'really' love me?"
- = "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
- "How much do you love me?"
- = "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
- "I have something to tell you."
- = "Get tested."
- "I'll give you a call."
- = "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
- "I've been thinking a lot."
- = "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
- "I think we should just be friends."
- = "You're ugly."
- "I've learned a lot from you."
- = "Next!!!!"