Volume 3, Number 6
June, 1998
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Different Orgasms
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by Your SCROOMers |
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As a public service, we here at the SCROOMtimes are happy to expand your vocabulary, a well as your sex life...
Sex in a boat - Oargasms
Sex with a nerd - Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house -Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum - Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket - Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs - Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie - Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitute - Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller - Loregasms
Sex with an accountant - Boregasms
Sex while sleeping - Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur - Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyoregasms
Sex while broke - Poorgasms
Sex with a lion - Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end - Soregasms
Sex on a golf course - Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac - Ready for moregasms
Sex in a gold mine - Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist - Poregasms
Sex with a vice president - Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows - S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter - Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - Zorrogasms
Sex in the beach - shoregasms
Sex when you get an award - honorgasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet - smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia - Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world - Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train - All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying - There's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season - sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery - sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet - Troubadorgasms
Sex in a stable - Horsegasms
Sex in an adult theater - Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards - Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignoregasms
Sex with a competitive partner - scoregasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer - Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible TV show - Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie - Oreogasms
Sex while flying - Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player - Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space -
Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner - Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater - Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo -
Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone whose got bad taste in clothes -
Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing - Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog - Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake - Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements - Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison - Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker - Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra - Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies - Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall - Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters - Liquorgasms
Sex with a possesive partner - Yourgasms
Sex with Frankentein's assistant - Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends - Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God - Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile - Borggasms
Sex without a climax - Nogasms
Sex while being kidnapped - Chloroforgasms