Volume 3, Number 2
February, 1998
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The Results Are In!
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by Your SCROOMers |
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The following information was gained through much arduous
research involving men and women from all backgrounds and
walks of life. It consists of the most often asked questions
of women (i.e. relationships, sex and life in general). All
women who read this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained
therein to change their behavior in accordance with the truths
established below.
| Q: | How do I know if I'm ready for sex? |
| A: | Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when
the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are
much more responsible, since they're not emotionally confused
as women. It's a proven fact.
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| Q: | Should I have sex on the first date? |
| A: | YES. Before if possible.
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| Q: | What exactly happens during the act of sex? |
| A: | Again, this is entirely up to the
man. The important thing to remember is that you must do
whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however,
he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem
strange to you. Do them anyway.
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| Q: | How long should the sex act last? |
| A: | This is a natural & normal part of
nature, so don't feel ashamed or embarrassed. After you've
finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to leave
you suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends
to the bar for the purpose of consuming large amounts of
alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts with his buddies.
Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy yourself
by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or perhaps even
going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when
he's ready.
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| Q: | What is "afterplay"? |
| A: | After a man has finished making love,
he needs to replenish his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply
a list of important activities for you to do after lovemaking.
This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich
or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to
sleep while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
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| Q: | Does the size of the penis matter? |
| A: | Yes. Although many women believe that
quality, not quantity, is important, studies show this is
simply not true. The average erect male penis measures about
3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare &, if
by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over,
you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars
and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his
laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an expensive
gift.
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| Q: | What about the female orgasm? |
| A: | What about it? There's no such thing.
It's a myth.
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