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Volume
2
, Number
10
October
,
1997

Imponderable Questions
Ponder the great philosophical questions of mankind:
- Does man have free will?
- Could God create a boulder so heavy that he himself could not
lift it?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Could baseball's owners possibly screw up the game any more
than they already have?
Alas, if recent reports are anywhere close to accurate, the answer to
that last question may be answered as early as next season. Yes, the
wise and wonderful Powers That Be in Major League Baseball appear set
to embark on the next phase of their "Gosh! We-sure-are-sorry-we
cancelled-the-World-Series! Please-don't-hold-it-against-us"
campaign : Radical Realignment.
Now, The Professor fancies himself an open-minded guy. He has sat by
and watched quietly as baseball's owners have tinkered with the game
over the past few years in an effort to boost sagging attendance in
the face ff rapidly escalating salaries. Some of the changes have
worked, some have not, but the consensus among league owners seems
to be that tinkering will no longer do, what baseball needs is a
complete overhaul. Thus, a radical realignment along geographical
lines which would force as many as 15 teams to switch leagues.
This is not an overhaul, it's a sex change operation.
Now, The Professor does not want to come off as some kind of cry-baby
traditionalist. He has lived with the DH and lights at Wrigley Field
and so on with no complaints. He accepted a female PA announcer, put
up with interleague play, and even applauded the move to the expanded
playoff system. The Professor understands that change. while painful,
is sometimes necessary and often beneficial.
So why, might you ask, is radical realignment any different from the
divisional realignment of a few years ago?
Simple. No teams changed leagues. In baseball, more than any other
professional sport, league-loyalty is of paramount importance. The
roots of the AL Vs NL rivalry go back even further than the World
Series itself. In fact, what should have been the second World Series
was never even played because Giants Manager John McGraw refused to
play the Boston Red Sox in 1904, calling them representatives of "the
inferior league".. It was not the first, and by no means the last,
volley in the eternal war between AL and NL fans.
Year after year, one of the most consistently-debated topics in sports
is that of league superiority. For a few days every July the
conversation in sports bars around the country turns from the pennant
races to the AL Vs NL matchup in the All Star game, with Yankee fans
allying themselves with Red Sox fans while Giants fans unite with
Dodger fans. Each October there is a substantial amount of time
dedicated to discussing which league has won how many World Series in
a row or out of the last five or ten etc., etc. And one of the most
closely watched and hotly-contested races this season was not between
Atlanta and Florida or Cleveland and Chicago, but between the National
and American Leagues in interleague play.
The crazy thing is, the owners know this, have capitalized on it for
years, yet seem intent on ignoring it. They have trotted out a series
of polls which they say indicate fans are in favor of radical
realignment by as much as a 2-1 margin. Now, the Professor knows a
lot of baseball fans and he will tell you in no uncertain terms that
these numbers are a crock of (unprintable). Virtually all of the
baseball fans the Professor has discussed the issue with would sooner
see their only child call another man "Daddy" as see their team go
to "that other league".
So why are the owners trying so hard to convince fans that this is
what they want? Why are they pushing so hard? Easy. They're morons.
A quick look at attendance figures reveals a 20% increase in attendance
of interleague games over "regular" games. This rise was probably due
largely to the novelty of it all, a chance for fans to see their team
play a team they had never played before. It was interesting and the
trend probably would have continued for a few years before the novelty
wore off and interleague attendance leveled off with the rest of the
games. The owners, however, saw that 20% rise and jumped to the
entirely wrong conclusion. They decided that what the numbers suggested
was that what fans really want is change, and lots of it. So, under
the "More is Better" school of logic, the owners revealed their radical
realignment proposal.
Believe The Professor when he says that the "thud" this plan produces when
it lands with be heard on Mars. There will be a short-term boost in casual
fan interest due to the novelty factor and that might be enough to convince
owners that they did the right thing. But when the smoke clears and the
casual fans are gone, driven off by the high ticket prices, expensive beer,
lousy parking, spoiled millionaire-ballplayers, and an overall lack of
interest, the owners will be sitting around scratching their heads and
wondering what they can do to boost fan interest. Another realignment?
More "roll-back-the-clock" days? Something else to alienate and drive off
the core fan base?
Fans care about league affiliation, more so now in a time when players
bounce from team to team and even teams move from city to city. The
problems that plague baseball cannot be cured by interleague play or
realignment or any other half-baked idea. Lower ticket prices, more
accessible players, fewer scandals, cheaper parking, lower beer prices, good
pitching, good hitting, and hotly-contested pennant races are the only
things that will bring fans back into the ball park on a permanent basis.
But then, what does The Professor know, he's just a fan.
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