| 10) |
I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek
in Deliverance |
| 9) |
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You are one jurassic geezer. |
| 8) |
I'm not attracted to you in that way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon. |
| 7) |
My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing. |
| 6) |
I've got a boyfriend.
He's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's,
but it beats you. |
| 5) |
I don't date men where I work.
Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same
solar system, much less the same building. |
| 4) |
It's not you, it's me.
It's not me, it's you. |
| 3) |
I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than dating you. |
| 2) |
I'm celibate.
I've sworn off only the men like you. |
| 1) |
Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
with. |
