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By Dave Lind
Can you feel it? It's here. That special frosty, biting
chill in the air that carries with it a strange kind of warmth
all its own. Yes, though the trees may be barren and the ground
covered in a glistening blanket of snow, it is the icy breeze
blowing down from the North that tells us that the season of hope
and togetherness is fast approaching. All across the country
people will gather amongst family, friends, and even strangers to
rejoice in the eyes of the Almighty and to revel in the glory
that is his greatest gift to mankind on this, the Holiest day of
the year.
Superbowl Sunday.
Ah, yes. Superbowl Sunday comes but once a year, but the
magic of this special day can carry you aloft on its mighty wings
throughout the coming year, or it can affix a ponderous leaden
anchor round your neck which you must drag with you throughout
every wretched minute of the coming twelve months.
For Yours Truly the outcome has been the latter in each of
the past twelve Superbowls. With all the certainty of the rising
sun, the team I have rooted against in the Superbowl has won in
each of the past twelve seasons. Of course, I suspect, in my
less self-pitying moods, that my recent run of bad fortune has
more than just a little to do with my penchant for-backing AFC
teams in the big game. But a losing streak is a losing streak
and I therefore declare that this entitles me to a good wallow.
That requirement being met, let us move on. Now, it has
become customary around this time of year for NFC fans to puff
out their chests and strut back and forth pronouncing their
superiority for all to hear. Distressingly, it has likewise
become customary for AFC fans to cower meekly in the corner for
weeks on end until thoughts finally turn to the NFL draft in
April.
Well, not here, Buckaroo! Not me! I am here to debunk the
myth of NFC dominance. I stand before you a proud backer of all
that is the American Football Conference. Even the name loudly
proclaims all that is good and right about this land of ours.
American! You never hear anyone talk about the "National
Way of Life" or "The National Dream." When was the
last time you heard something referred to as "National as
apple pie"? No one, NO ONE, has ever uttered the phrase "I'm
proud to be a National." I could go on and on, but I sense I
am losing you.
Back to the point. Despite what you may have heard or read,
the NFC is not the dominant conference in the NFL. Oh, sure, the
NFC has won each of the past twelve Superbowls dating to
Chicago's shellacking of New England back in Superbowl XX. But
let's take a closer look at those games.
First, of the twelve Superbowls in question, seven were won
either by San Francisco or Dallas, with the other five going to
Chicago, Washington, and New York. Now, to the average low-brow,
knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing NFC fan, this is all the
evidence needed to prove their position and they're probably
going to run off now to go pound their chest and pee on trees and
sniff the butts of other NFC fans. Leaving me to my task of
inflating the battered psyches of the more thoughtful,
enlightened, and cultured AFC fans.
Here's the truth of the matter. The Superbowl has been
dominated in recent years not so much by the NFC as by a couple
of teams who happen to reside in the NFC. These teams (San
Francisco and Dallas for the most part) have not just dominated
the AFC, they've dominated the ENTIRE NFL. They walk through the
entire league like Godzilla strolling through Tokyo, pause for an
afternoon to settle up between themselves, then roll on into New
Orleans or Pasadena or Miami to pick up their hardware. No big
deal.
Fortunately, for AFC fans ' the success of the top teams has
been reflected in the misery of the bottom teams. With the
exception of the New York Jets, who are really (I believe) an NFC
team in the witness protection program, the worst teams in the
league, year in and year out, can always be found in the NFC.
Atlanta. New Orleans. Arizona. The Rams (no matter what city
they play in). And of course, Tampa Bay. This is a dominant
conference? Please! The WAC has better teams than this!
So who wins the Superbowl this time around? Regrettably for
my AFC faithful, probably Green Bay. Not because the NFC is
better, but because Green Bay is better. As of this printing the
only four teams that remain are the Pack, New England, Carolina,
and Jacksonville. As much as I would be intrigued by an
all-expansion team Superbowl, I'm afraid it will have to wait as
New England and Green Bay look to advance to the biggest of big
games.
Why does Green Bay beat New England? Simple. Defense. It
always comes down to defense. Even with two high-powered
offenses like these, with names like Favre and Bledsoe, Freeman
and Glenn, Martin and Bennett, Coates and Chmura, it will still
come down to who can stop the other guy from scoring. And that,
my friends, means Green Bay will hoist the trophy named after the
man that made Green Bay the NFL's first true dynasty.
Besides, it would only be fitting for the NFC's Superbowl
winning streak to be capped off by the team that started this
whole glorious tradition thirty years ago. In a way, it's almost
a shame Kansas City couldn't make it.
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